No one ever talk to me cause I’m a piece of shit and don’t know how to communicate
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

BRB in three weeks. 

police try to bring in serial killers alive but will choke a nigga to death in public for selling cigarettes

whahadhappenwas:

I saw a news story the other day in which this white dude broke into peoples garages and took their cars.

He then led police on a high speed chase, after highjacking other vehicles. With an assault rifle.

He was taken into custody uninjured. No shots were fired.

oknope:

basically my life in four pictures

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this shit is the shit I do not like