seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
  • Anonymous: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

    danofthetubes:

    rats-in-the-walls:

    deadinmagazines:

    stripperina:

    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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    Oh snap

    BOOOOM

    #tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

    GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

    I AM GONNA MAKE THIS PERSON MY GIRLFRIEND 

    burgerkid:

    when you do something wrong but you were only trying to helpimage