dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

I would but #brokecollegestudent
― Story of my life (via continent)

¡España!

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

tywins:

You can dress nicely to impress a guy and still be a feminist. You can shave your arms and legs everyday and still be a feminist. You can be attracted to straight, cis boys and still be a feminist. There is no feminist handbook that tells you what you can and cannot do to be considered a part of that group. All you have to do to be a feminist is support gender equality. Tear down the stereotype that says feminists have to act a certain way to be considered one.

faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

What am I even doing with my life rn?