- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
BRB in three weeks.
I saw a news story the other day in which this white dude broke into peoples garages and took their cars.
He then led police on a high speed chase, after highjacking other vehicles. With an assault rifle.
He was taken into custody uninjured. No shots were fired.
this shit is the shit I do not like